If you ever go to Thailand, see an elephant.
Visit Buddhist monasteries and talk to Burmese monks.
Light an aromatic joss stick in front of a Buddha and pray for loved ones.
Walk through the thick jungle.
Have a massage by the sea.
Eat Pad Thai.
Forget your mobile.
And swing high, high above the horizon.
Don't ride an elephant or any other animal--it's sad.
Don't have a foot massage on the street--it's just stupid.
Don't do drugs--being sober there is dreamlike.
Don't eat sushi from the food market--you'll get poisoned.
...and of course--no durian.